- Me: <insert month> Please be good to me.
- January: You told me that before.
- February: You told me that before.
- March: You told me that before.
- April: You told me that before.
- May: You told me that before.
- June: You told me that before.
- July: You told me that before.
- August: You told me that before.
- September: You told me that before.
- October: You told me that before.
- November: You told me that before.
- December: You told us that before. People, what have we done to you?! Why are you scared? Or you're just bitter because we have dates all the time?!
Kapag sinabihan ka ng “Magbe-break din kayo!”
Sabihin mo sa kanya, “Hindi naman magiging kayo dahil napaka-pangit mo!”
- Anak: Dad, I've decided na gusto ko na po manirahan mag-isa.
- Dad: Maganda 'yan!
- Anak: 'Yung mga gamit ninyo po nasa labas na.
Kung mamahalin mo ako, pwede ba hanggang kinsenas lang?
Ayoko kasi ng may katapusan eh.
